Kyla Lupo
- Jul 13, 2015
- 1 min read

Dear woman in a terribly trendy short suit thing walking through the parking talking on speakerphone

I think the internet has ruined our ability to sound fancy, appear cultured, and look like we know a lot about food.

De-soul-e-e,

kyla:)

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