Kyla LupoJul 28, 2015Dear woman at the party who insisted that I was much prettier now then 3 years ago and ...... that if I lost another 30 pounds I'd be a real knockout. Fuck you. Pardon my language, but I don’t think anything else truly sums it up. If you lost som...
Kyla LupoJul 22, 2015Dear everyone who continues to talk on their phone while trying to order or checkout:If I could, I would refuse you service. Permanently. Everywhere. I hope you like delivery- kyla:)
Kyla LupoJul 17, 2015Dear woman walking in the left lane of the race scrolling facebook and talking loudly on your phone,I can’t even. (((silence))) kyla:)
Kyla LupoJul 15, 2015Dear Harris Teeter store employee who decided to label an entire section of beverages “New AgeCan I get Yanni in a Bottle? If not, this is false advertising. searchingly, kyla:)
Kyla LupoJul 13, 2015Dear woman in a terribly trendy short suit thing walking through the parking talking on speakerphoneI think the internet has ruined our ability to sound fancy, appear cultured, and look like we know a lot about food. De-soul-e-e, kyla:)
Kyla LupoJul 10, 2015Dear woman who went to the bathroom and came out ...wearing an amazingly beautiful green sparkly mermaid dress: I. LOVE. IT. all of it. can we be friends?- kyla:)
Kyla LupoJul 8, 2015Dear Jon Snow in the last scene of the 10th episode of season 5 of Game of Thrones,tearfully, kyla:(
Kyla LupoJul 6, 2015Dear anyone who doesn’t read the entire e-mail before replying and asks questions that are ansIf you are wondering why I didn’t reply, it’s because I have no time. I’m busy reading e-mails in their entirety. fondly, kyla:)
Kyla LupoJul 3, 2015Dear men who condescendingly say they can’t let a woman hold the door for them,It’s not that hard. Give it a try. still holding, kyla:)
Kyla LupoJul 1, 2015Dear old guy wearing too big overalls and a stained t-shirt poorly filling an old school metal gas cI seriously hope you don’t smoke. combustingly- kyla:)
Kyla LupoJun 29, 2015Dear moms talking so loudly at the tea house about how you’re not taking your kids to Ocean Cihttp://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/mapusa.htm please note that Maryland does not even appear on this collection. swimmingly, kyla:)
Kyla LupoJun 26, 2015Dear woman at Whole Foods who asked for directions to the Starbucks that is 2 blocks away that I hadThese streets are kind of confusing because they are one-way in weird places. And the roundabout in the middle doesn’t help. Sorry, kyla:)
Kyla LupoJun 24, 2015Dear very old looking man in shorts and a tank top who smelled like a tube of Ben Gay and beat me upYou, sir, have quite a pair of balls and I salute you. admiringly- kyla:)
Kyla LupoJun 22, 2015Dear women running at my pace during a 5K and having a normal conversation for the entire race,SO. JEALOUS. (gasp) thanks (huge inhale), kyla:)
Kyla LupoJun 19, 2015Dear woman running a 5K with a chihuahua in 85 degree heat,How’s that working out for you? good luck- kyla:)
Kyla LupoJun 17, 2015Dear woman being a totally uncalled-for raging bitch to the barista at Starbucks,If I was making that Frappacino, there would definitely be some spit in it. just sayin’- kyla:)
Kyla LupoJun 15, 2015Dear everyone who passes me on the right when I’m all the way over in the slowest slow lane ofDon’t think I won’t clothesline you. I can only take so much. I can’t pull over any further- kyla:)