... that if I lost another 30 pounds I'd be a real knockout. Fuck you. Pardon my language, but I don’t think anything else truly sums it...

If I could, I would refuse you service. Permanently. Everywhere. I hope you like delivery- kyla:)

I can’t even. (((silence))) kyla:)

Can I get Yanni in a Bottle? If not, this is false advertising. searchingly, kyla:)

I think the internet has ruined our ability to sound fancy, appear cultured, and look like we know a lot about food. De-soul-e-e, kyla:)

wearing an amazingly beautiful green sparkly mermaid dress: I. LOVE. IT. all of it. can we be friends?- kyla:)

tearfully, kyla:(

If you are wondering why I didn’t reply, it’s because I have no time. I’m busy reading e-mails in their entirety. fondly, kyla:)

It’s not that hard. Give it a try. still holding, kyla:)

I seriously hope you don’t smoke. combustingly- kyla:)

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/mapusa.htm please note that Maryland does not even appear on this collection....

These streets are kind of confusing because they are one-way in weird places. And the roundabout in the middle doesn’t help. Sorry, kyla:)

You, sir, have quite a pair of balls and I salute you. admiringly- kyla:)

SO. JEALOUS. (gasp) thanks (huge inhale), kyla:)

How’s that working out for you? good luck- kyla:)

If I was making that Frappacino, there would definitely be some spit in it. just sayin’- kyla:)

Don’t think I won’t clothesline you. I can only take so much. I can’t pull over any further- kyla:)