Dear women running at my pace during a 5K and having a normal conversation for the entire race,

SO. JEALOUS.

(gasp) thanks (huge inhale),

kyla:)

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... that if I lost another 30 pounds I'd be a real knockout. Fuck you. Pardon my language, but I don’t think anything else truly sums it...

If I could, I would refuse you service. Permanently. Everywhere. I hope you like delivery- kyla:)

I can’t even. (((silence))) kyla:)