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- Dear woman at the party who insisted that I was much prettier now then 3 years ago and ...
... that if I lost another 30 pounds I'd be a real knockout. Fuck you. Pardon my language, but I don’t think anything else truly sums it up. If you lost some rudeness, you could be a real knockout too- kyla
- Dear grandpa sitting in Starbucks telling your grandson to sit still and be quiet while watching a W
There is a park less than 1/2 mile away from here. The Wiggles are meant for dancing- kyla:) ps –
- Dear everyone who continues to talk on their phone while trying to order or checkout:
If I could, I would refuse you service. Permanently. Everywhere. I hope you like delivery- kyla:)
- Dear cinnamon flavored liqour with beautiful flakes of gold floating in a delightful bottle,
Why would you do that to me? You looked like such a classy guy! get me to a bathroom- kyla:)
- Dear woman walking in the left lane of the race scrolling facebook and talking loudly on your phone,
I can’t even. (((silence))) kyla:)
- Dear Harris Teeter store employee who decided to label an entire section of beverages “New Age
Can I get Yanni in a Bottle? If not, this is false advertising. searchingly, kyla:)
- Dear woman in a terribly trendy short suit thing walking through the parking talking on speakerphone
I think the internet has ruined our ability to sound fancy, appear cultured, and look like we know a lot about food. De-soul-e-e, kyla:)
- Dear woman who went to the bathroom and came out ...
wearing an amazingly beautiful green sparkly mermaid dress: I. LOVE. IT. all of it. can we be friends?- kyla:)
- Dear anyone who doesn’t read the entire e-mail before replying and asks questions that are ans
If you are wondering why I didn’t reply, it’s because I have no time. I’m busy reading e-mails in their entirety. fondly, kyla:)
- Dear men who condescendingly say they can’t let a woman hold the door for them,
It’s not that hard. Give it a try. still holding, kyla:)
- Dear old guy wearing too big overalls and a stained t-shirt poorly filling an old school metal gas c
I seriously hope you don’t smoke. combustingly- kyla:)