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Dear Jon Snow in the last scene of the 10th episode of season 5 of Game of Thrones,
tearfully, kyla:(
Kyla Lupo
Jul 7, 2015
Dear anyone who doesn’t read the entire e-mail before replying and asks questions that are ans
If you are wondering why I didn’t reply, it’s because I have no time. I’m busy reading e-mails in their entirety. fondly, kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jul 6, 2015
Dear men who condescendingly say they can’t let a woman hold the door for them,
It’s not that hard. Give it a try. still holding, kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jul 3, 2015
Dear old guy wearing too big overalls and a stained t-shirt poorly filling an old school metal gas c
I seriously hope you don’t smoke. combustingly- kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jul 1, 2015
Dear moms talking so loudly at the tea house about how you’re not taking your kids to Ocean Ci
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/mapusa.htm please note that Maryland does not even appear on this collection....
Kyla Lupo
Jun 29, 2015
Dear woman at Whole Foods who asked for directions to the Starbucks that is 2 blocks away that I had
These streets are kind of confusing because they are one-way in weird places. And the roundabout in the middle doesn’t help. Sorry, kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jun 26, 2015
Dear very old looking man in shorts and a tank top who smelled like a tube of Ben Gay and beat me up
You, sir, have quite a pair of balls and I salute you. admiringly- kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jun 24, 2015
Dear women running at my pace during a 5K and having a normal conversation for the entire race,
SO. JEALOUS. (gasp) thanks (huge inhale), kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jun 22, 2015
Dear woman running a 5K with a chihuahua in 85 degree heat,
How’s that working out for you? good luck- kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jun 19, 2015
Dear woman being a totally uncalled-for raging bitch to the barista at Starbucks,
If I was making that Frappacino, there would definitely be some spit in it. just sayin’- kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jun 17, 2015
Dear everyone who passes me on the right when I’m all the way over in the slowest slow lane of
Don’t think I won’t clothesline you. I can only take so much. I can’t pull over any further- kyla:)
Kyla Lupo
Jun 15, 2015
the curse OR why run a race
This year I made a commitment to myself, a challenge rather, to run a race every month. 12 races this year. And to run at least one 10K,...
Kyla Lupo
Mar 18, 2015
i won a race
I ran a race. Kinda. It was one of those color run types (Run or Dye) where they emphasize having fun, and getting covered in dye, and...
Kyla Lupo
Jun 17, 2014
somebody loves your body
Thanks Pete Holmes. Definitely worth the watch. I promise. If it’s not… if you aren’t moved at least a little afterwards, tell me, and...
Kyla Lupo
May 26, 2014
eating crap
After the last post where I talked about how I had fallen off the weight loss and exercising wagon, my best high school friend G (not to...
Kyla Lupo
May 6, 2014
my one step solution for getting over your body image issues
I do my thinking when I’m running. A lot of thinking. Siri gets quite the workout because I’ve discovered I can’t run and write. And if I...
Kyla Lupo
Apr 1, 2014
i gained a pound
This post is long overdue, but for good reason. I had my 6 month post-surgery checkup last week. I was hoping there would be a funny...
Kyla Lupo
Mar 15, 2014
i was writing this while comfortably seated on a plane
This past weekend I traveled to Sacramento, CA to visit some very very good friends I hadn’t seen in a long time. They have a daughter...
Kyla Lupo
Feb 18, 2014
this post is rated ‘R’ (it might even be NC-17)
Upfront, right away: this post is about sex. More specifically, about sex post-surgery. And pre-surgery. It’s not graphic, but it’s...
Kyla Lupo
Feb 4, 2014
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